Team A: Wet Bandits
- 2 Unnamed covert operatives
IcemanTeamB: Sticky Bandits
to obtain multiple tasty lobsters, and feast upon them from within the theatrical compound that is FLAGSHIP CINEMAS
Hours of pre-planning went into this operation. Lobster orders were placed via telephone.
It was about time for the Wet Bandits to make their move.
It was worth every penny.
Obtaining the lobster was only half our objective. Preparing the corpse for transportation was rather messy.
Armaments were still needed at this point. That's when Team Sticky Bandits went to work.
The best part about this photo is nothing was put into the trunk.
The last objective to our planning included the vital information of whether or not a green apple can be sliced by a Honda Civic passenger window.
The lobster needed to be carefully packaged in order to be transported.
Nutcrackers and forks were our weapons of choice.
The most baffling mystery was how we were able to infiltrate with lobsters. A single messenger bag proved the key component to our mission.
(left-to-right)Maverick, Banana-X, Iceman, SwollenOstritch
Upon purchasing our tickets, we next entered the theater, our entry plans went flawlessly. As soon as projection began it was time to execute the master plan. What noise, what foul odor comes from the cracking of a lobster shell. With these nuisances, accompanied by flash photography, we were amazed to find zero complaints amongst the 8 other theater-goers.
To conclude this debriefing, I would like to say it brought me great pleasure to be a part of this squad, for every once in a great while, a couple of ordinary geeks were able to accomplish the unthinkable. It quite possibly was the single greatest moment in my life. For that fateful Saturday night, we entered Flagship cinemas as nerds...
and we exited as nerds that smelled like lobster, or what I like to call, *LOBSTARS*.